Joel And Sonny Play FNAF 2! (3/5)Sonny: What the hell does this triangle mean? I'm scared! ;-;*Goes into the cameras*Joel: Wait, that thing matches the light, get out of the thing!Sonny: What the fuck are you talking about?!Joel: Get out of the camera!Sonny: Alright alright!*Goes back into the office*Joel: See those red triangles on the wall there? They match the triangle at the bottom of the screen.Sonny: Okay, but how does that help my situation?*Pop Goes the Weasel starts playing*Sonny: Wait, what's that music?Joel: I dunno. Pop Goes the Weasel? That's what it sounds like.Sonny: But why is that playing?Joel: Who the fuck do I look like, the dumbass that made this game? I don't know what's going on. I'm just as confused as YOU are.*Banging*Sonny: Oh God, the vent!*Checks right vent as Toy Bonnie pokes his head out*Sonny: Ahthere'ssomethingintheventwhatthefuck?!Joel: Put the thing on!*Puts on Freddy head*Sonny: O-okay...I think we're good.*Toy Bonnie leans out*Toy Bonnie: >:3Both: AAAAAAAAHH
Joel And Sonny Play FNAF 2! (2/5)Phone Guy: Uh, now that being said, no new system is without its...kinks. Uh...you're only the second guard to work at that location. Uh, the first guy finished his week, but complained about...conditions. Uh, we switched him over to the day shift, so hey, lucky you, right? Uh, mainly he expressed concern that certain characters seemed to move around at night and even attempted to get into his office. Now, from what we know, that should be impossible. Uh, that restaurant should be the safest place on earth. So while our engineers don't really have an explanation for this, the working theory is that...the robots were never given a proper "night mode". So when it gets quiet, they think they're in the wrong room, so then they go try to find where the people are, and in this case, that's your office.Joel: So these robots are gonna start walking around and try to find us? Why does this place even need a guard? Why do this things even need to be watched if all they do is wander around?
Glow Worm... (CHAPTER 17)Later that night, I had showered, brushed my teeth, and settled back down on Joel's couch for another night still worried about what tomorrow would bring. As I was wrapping myself up in the blankets, I heard Joel make his way downstairs."Ya know that couch really isn't all too comfortable. I really hate for ya to have to sleep on it again." He said."Nah, it's cool. I don't mind." I smiled."Well how bout I sleep on the couch tonight and you can sleep in my bed? I mean...if ya like." He asked with a nervous smile, looking down at the floor."R-really? But Joel, it's YOUR bed and besides, the couch isn't THAT uncomfortable. I'm not complaining at all. I think it's pretty cozy actually." I said, snuggling up in the blankets."Yeah, but you're my friend and you've just been having it really rough lately, ya know? I don't know how else I can help. It's the least I can do." He shrugged, looking around."Well...okay, but only cause you told me to. If you would rather have the couch then tha
Joel And Sonny Play FNAF 2! (1/5)The following is a (hopefully accurate) representation of what it would be like if Joel and Sonny got drunk off their asses and played FNAF 2. Let the randomness continue!Sonny: *Random beatboxing*Joel: Sonny, why are you dancing way over there? Come sit over here.Sonny: I was looking for my beer, but then I got distracted by my own noises.Joel: Your beer is in the fridge...but your virginity is in the freezer. >:3Sonny: O_O;Joel: O_oSonny: >.>Joel: T^TSonny: ;_;Joel: Dude, I paid like $8.79 for this piece of shit game. You better fucking play it.Sonny: Why are so many people telling us to play this game?Joel: I dunno. During my last livestream, I got a fuckton of comments saying, "OMFG PLAY FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S, IT'S SOOOOOO SCAAAARYYYYY!!!!11111ONE111" Like what's the big fucking deal about some scaryass game? This better not be like fuckin' Slenderman.Sonny: It MUST be a pretty big deal if it's getting this much attention. How long has this game even been ou
Glow Worm... (CHAPTER 16)After Joel and I spent some time chatting and catching up on each other's daily lives, I decided to mess around in the studio while he watched some TV and got on his computer, probably ranting or trolling. Ya know, the usual. At least I THINK the usual in his case. After what felt to be at least an hour in the studio, Joel came in. His cats not far behind."Hey, mang, watch what I can do!" I said excitedly, placing my four hands on the control panel and using my Owslian abilities to power it as it hummed to life, illuminating a bright blue."That's ballin', Skrillz! Say, how long have you been in here anyway? Not sure if you already know this, but it's gettin' pretty late. You been in here all day?" He asked."Holy shit, it's getting late already? God, I've been in the studio all day and what have I accomplished? I'm still a fucking alien! Before I came down here, I sent out a tweet to everybody telling 'em I was gonna be staying with you only for a few days, but I still can't go anywh